The VelociPastor
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| Directed by | Brendan Steere |
| Written by | Brendan Steere |
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| Cinematography | Jesse Gouldsbury |
| Edited by | Brendan Steere |
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| Distributed by | Wild Eye Releasing |
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Running time | 75 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Budget | $36,000[1] |
The VelociPastor is a 2017 American comedy horror film written, directed, and edited by Brendan Steere. The plot follows pastor Doug Jones who becomes infected by an artifact, resulting in him turning into a velociraptor when he becomes angry. After screening at the B-Movie, Underground, and Trash (BUT) Film Festival on August 31, 2018, the film received a wide release in the United States on August 13, 2019, by Wild Eye Releasing.
Plot
[edit]Roman-Catholic priest Doug Jones witnesses his parents die in a car fire. He travels to China on a spiritual journey and comes across ninjas searching for an artifact said to turn people into the "Dragon Warrior". After becoming infected by the artifact, Doug begins having nightmares and goes out into the forest late at night as he transforms into a dinosaur. He saves Carol, a prostitute, from a thug.
Waking up in Carol's bed naked, with no memory of the night before, Doug initially believes they had sex, but after Carol tells him what happened he realizes the truth. Unpersuaded by her suggestion to use his new power to fight crime and get rid of people they believe are beyond spiritual salvation, he returns to the church for confession; speaking to Frankie Mermaid, Carol's pimp, he learns Mermaid is the one responsible for killing Doug's parents.
Enraged, Doug proceeds to kill Mermaid and, now convinced about her plan to fight crime, returns to Carol needing her assistance. Father Stewart, learning of Doug's new power, encourages Doug to lose it and stop killing. He takes him to see Altair, an exorcist, hoping to remove Doug's power. In a flashback, we learn Father Stewart saw a war buddy shot while off guard and that his love interest was killed in an accident. Back in the present, the exorcism fails and Doug transforms, taking one of Father Stewart's eyes.
Returning to Carol, Doug is confronted by ninjas. Father Stewart wakes up in a camp of drug-dealing Christian ninjas, led by Wei Chan who plans to sell highly addictive cocaine to people and then cut off supplies. Wei Chan hopes this will lead the addicts to turn to the church where he will eventually take over and use them as his army. Father Stewart rejects this idea and is killed. Doug and Carol are confronted by ninjas and plan to stop Wei Chan.
Doug is stopped by Sam the White Ninja, who he later realizes is his brother. Doug catches Sam off guard and uses telekinesis to take Sam's sword and kill him. Doug and Carol fight off more ninjas and are badly wounded. Doug, fighting off the remaining ninjas, is shot by Wei Chan with an arrow containing anti-venom to stop his transformation. Doug's hands are immune to the anti-venom and he proceeds to kill Wei Chan using his dinosaur powers, among other techniques. Doug carries Carol to the hospital where she recovers.
Doug, no longer a priest and with a billion dollar bounty on his head, plans on traveling the world with Carol and continuing their original idea of killing off criminals.
Cast
[edit]- Gregory James Cohan as Doug Jones
- Alyssa Kempinski as Carol
- Daniel Steere as Father Stewart
- Aurelio Voltaire as Altair
- Yang Jiechang as Wei Chan
- Jesse Turits as Sam the White Ninja
- Fernando Pacheco de Castro as Frankie Mermaid
- David Sokol as War Buddy Ali
- Kathleen Steere as Adeline
- Claire Hsu as Chinese Villager
- Nicholas M. Garofolo as Hobo
- George Schewnzer as Doug's Dad
- Zachary Steere as Dinosaur Suit Performer
- Erik Oh as Choi-Min
- Douglas Saint James as Surgeon
- Alec Lambert as Thug
- Janice Young as Doug's Mom
- Pat Hroncich as Vietnam Soldier 1
- Dan Rhoades as Vietnam Soldier 2
- Kurt Voltmann as Goliath
Production
[edit]Brendan Steere came up with the idea in 2010 while he was attending the School of Visual Arts in Manhattan, after his phone autocorrected "Velociraptor" to "Veloci Pastor".[1] As a class project, Steere made a short film of fake exploitation trailers which included The VelociPastor.[1] His prior YouTube videos had around 45 views each, but the class project received around 45,000 views, resulting in the feature film idea. Steere stated, "The movie is made to be fun, and anybody looking for deeper meaning in the man-turns-into-a-dinosaur genre is probably on a fool's errand."
From 2011 to 2016, two attempts to crowdfund were made, first through Kickstarter and then through Seed&Spark. The film received funding from a private investor that the mother of Steere's friend knew.
Filmed on a budget of $36,000, Steere was influenced by director Guillermo del Toro.[1]
Release
[edit]The VelociPastor premiered in Portland, Oregon on November 2, 2017.[2][3] After being shown at various film festivals, the crew signed with sales agency Cyfuno Ventures who then brokered a deal with Wild Eye Releasing in 2018.
Home media
[edit]The film was released on region 1 DVD and streaming on August 13, 2019. The film is also available on Amazon Prime, YouTube and Roku.[1] A Blu-ray was released on September 17, 2019.[4]
Reception
[edit]On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 65% based on reviews from 17 critics, with an average rating of 5.5/10.[5]
Alex McLevy, writing for The A.V. Club, said: "This movie is going to endure. It's got a killer hook, is fun to watch, and doesn't overstay its welcome. It has 'cult classic' written all over it."[6] Michael Walsh of Nerdist said: "Is the movie good enough to be considered a truly great comedy? No, probably not. but it's still way better than most people would expect."[7] Amanda Sink from The Hollywood Outsider said: "Albeit no cinematic achievement, The VelociPastor is a hysterically ludicrous horror-comedy that knows its absurdity and has no qualms inviting you in."[8] Jeffrey Lyles on Lyles' Movie Files reports: "It's either the most absurd and ridiculous premise for a movie or the movie you've been waiting all of 2019 to see."[9] Bobby LePire, for Film Threat, wrote: "Brendan Steere, his delightful cast, and committed crew have crafted a bonkers film that never stops entertaining."[10]
Sequel
[edit]Steere has stated that he wants to do a sequel as he believes the world of VelociPastor is "so permissible and fun".[11] In March 2020, Steere shared a sneak peek of the script on Twitter, making the announcement that the script was completed and is set to start filming at some point.[12]
Production on The VelociPastor 2 wrapped on October 4, 2023. This is one year after the completed kickstarter where the team raised $118k. There is no release date. A big change from the first film is this one is being directed by Jesse Gouldsbury, the cinematographer and producer on the previous film. The screenplay is written by Brendan Steere and Gouldsbury, with Steere editing the film. Alyssa Kempinski, Carol in the films, has joined the production side as a producer this time around. [13]
See also
[edit]References
[edit]- ^ a b c d e Thompson, Simon (May 13, 2019). "'The VelociPastor' Director On The $35,000 Movie That Has Become The New Cult Film Sensation". Forbes. Retrieved September 23, 2019.
- ^ Patterson, Adam (October 23, 2017). "2017 Portland Film Festival Announces Lineup". Film Pulse. Retrieved July 30, 2021.
- ^ "2017 Portland Film Festival Program". Portland Film Festival. October 18, 2017. Retrieved April 8, 2022 – via Issuu.
- ^ "The Velocipator Blu-Ray". Blu-Ray.
- ^ "The VelociPastor (2019)". Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango. Retrieved January 18, 2020.
- ^ McLevy, Alex (August 26, 2019). "How can you not check out a movie called The VelociPastor?". The A.V. Club. Retrieved September 23, 2019.
- ^ Walsh, Michael (August 2, 2019). "VelociPaster Is a Lot Better Than You Might Expect (Review)". Nerdist. Retrieved September 23, 2019.
- ^ Sink, Amanda (August 12, 2019). "The VelociPastor Is A Ludicrously Fun Horror-Comedy". The Hollywood Outsider. Retrieved May 1, 2020.
- ^ Lyles, Jeffrey (August 19, 2019). "The VelociPastor review – yes, you want to see this one". Lyles' Movie Files. Retrieved May 1, 2020.
- ^ LePire, Bobby (August 21, 2019). "The VelociPastor". Film Threat. Retrieved May 1, 2020.
- ^ Millican, Josh (August 8, 2019). "Exclusive Interview With THE VELOCIPASTOR Director Brendan Steere". Dread Central. Retrieved February 28, 2020.
- ^ Squires, John (March 16, 2020). "A Sequel to 'The VelociPastor' Has Been Written". Bloody Disgusting. Retrieved April 30, 2020.
- ^ "VelociPastor 2 Wraps Principal Photography". Bloody Disgusting. Retrieved October 5, 2023.
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